my mom bought me a camouflage sweater today and i was like mom why did u do that and she said “so u can go hunting for men”
That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet
By far the stupidest criticism of the new Thor is ‘no where in Norse mythology is Thor a woman, stop messing with mythology.’
Right, because Norse mythology is just fucking filled with stories about Thor hanging out with Iron Man and Captain America at the Avengers Tower.
you want a man with a strong jawline so you have a sturdy place to sit
when im dead sext me through a ouija board